Leo Sez

Lee and Leigh (Dedicated to SLD)

2010-03-09T17:41:00.000-08:00

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Lee.' All the children rush to find seats.

Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'Well, to keeps it simple, the boys are all named Lee and the girls are all named Leigh."

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Lee?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Lee!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Lee!' An they all comes a runnin.

An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Lee' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Lee and Leigh.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I calls them by their last names.'

(Taken and edited fron CL posting, 9 Mar 2010)

Democrats Caused Meltdown .... Believe It

2010-03-08T21:08:00.000-08:00

In 2005, the Senate Banking Committee, then under Republican control, adopted a strong reform bill, introduced by Republican Sens. Elizabeth Dole, John Sununu and Chuck Hagel, and supported by then chairman Richard Shelby. The bill prohibited the GSEs from holding portfolios, and gave their regulator prudential authority (such as setting capital requirements) roughly equivalent to a bank regulator. In light of the current financial crisis, this bill was probably the most important piece of financial regulation before Congress in 2005 and 2006. All the Republicans on the Committee supported the bill, and all the Democrats voted against it. Mr. McCain endorsed the legislation in a speech on the Senate floor.

If the Democrats had let the 2005 legislation come to a vote, the huge growth in the subprime and Alt-A loan portfolios of Fannie and Freddie could not have occurred, and the scale of the financial meltdown would have been substantially less. The same politicians who today decry the lack of intervention to stop excess risk taking in 2005-2006 were the ones who blocked the only legislative effort that could have stopped it.

Beau Biden and Del-A-Where allows kids to be abused!

2010-03-07T20:57:00.000-08:00

Attorney General Beau Biden said prosecutors decided not to report Bradley to the Board of Medical Practice. This came from the so called newspaper in Delaere, reporting on a doctor that abused over 100 kids.

Yes folks, there is the admission that the state know about it and instead of trying to stop it, allowed it to continue because they did not want to "risk damaging their case'. Nice to know that Beau and company are so concerned about their 'case' and not about the kids involved.

Too bad that kids in Delaware are considered expendable. The idiots in charge of the justice system are more concerned about getting a 'win', with no concern about preventing just one more child from getting abused!

Leo thinks that Beau and company should have all of their kids and grandchildren spend an overnight adventure with the doctor, then lets see if Beau and company put a stop to it!

To Beau and all in the state that allowed this to continue, .... you ... are .... all .... D I C K S

CL Joke - Men vs Women

2010-03-01T22:11:00.000-08:00

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: The sign says………

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GOOD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH HOUSEWORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Del-A-Where?

2010-03-01T14:41:00.000-08:00

restaurant manager was arrested by Middletown police for allegedly groping a female employee. Raul Batz, 32, of Elkton, Md., was charged Friday with five counts of unlawful sexual contact and one count of sexual harassment, police reported today.

Batz was also ordered to have no further contact with the juvenile victim, who no longer works at the restaurant, said Middletown Police Chief Henry Tobin. The victim told officers that the five separate incidents occurred between October and February when she was employed at the restaurant under Batz’s supervision. The name of the restaurant, which is on West Main Street, was not released by police.

An investigation determined that Batz has been in this country illegally from Guatemala for the last 14 years.

Which asks the questions ... how was he being paid? Where was his social security payment going to? What was the name of the company that employed him and was a background check run on him? How many other employees are illegal?

Standard Del-A-Where practice. It is a state that is controlled by a few and where the few run things their way, laws and rules do not apply to them.

A few weeks ago, there was a Doctor acused of abusing over 100 kids. People knew about it for years, but did nothing about it.

Then we find out that Christiana Care is going to pay $3.3 million to end a whistleblower's lawsuit because of the dirty practices, and lets not forget the Judge that admitted to abusing a young boy or the problems with the police downstate that have been reported.

Along with the 'under reporting' that is being done by the News Journal when a story involves government agencies, people are kept out of the news unless it is so bad that it has to be reported. And do not even think that the paper will do an investigation in suspicious activities. Here is an example : A 45 year old Bridgeville man, serving time in the Vaughn Correctional Center, was found dead in his cell Saturday, four hours before another inmate was found hanged in his cell in Young Correctional Institution. At 10:36 p.m. the same night, inmate Demian G. Filkins, of Ellicott City, Md. was found hanged in his cell at Young Correctional Institution in Wilmington. (Yea, just a bad night for inmates in Delaware prisons).

Del-a-where is a good ol'e boy state, lots going on, lots of people 'looking' the other way. As I was told one time, just because you know it, does not mean you can prove it, so until then .... get out of my office. And I will never forgt the rant that was levied at me when I was being asked about a member of a unit that was being investigated because she 'knew' about an officer and enlisted that were in a 'compromising' position ... "It's about me, Me". Such great leadership skills, lol, more like old time mafia enforcement skills.

Just an observation

2010-02-28T21:43:00.000-08:00

Dear X-Y Generation: You Believe that you are now 20 something, you're smart, well educated, worldly and confident. You grew up in a time where the best opportunities were a available to you, prosperity, great health care , little or no racism and a bottomless pit of money.

Bull Crap!

You are spoiled

You are arrogant

You are cocky

You are incapable of taking care of yourselves.

You have fragile Egos.

You are self centered.

You believe your special

Your Mommy and Daddy shielded you from the realities of the the real world and it shows.

Your work ethic is horrendous

You hide behind your Ipods to keep yourself safe

You live in a virtual world because the real one is far too messy for you

You have no loyalty to anyone but yourself

Your personal ethics are nonexistent

Your sense of entitlement is nauseating

You have gotten this far because we carried you, coddled you and told you that you were special

When things don't go your way you have a tantrum or pout

Janet Napolitano, (D) Arizona

2010-02-28T18:39:00.000-08:00

And the winner of the dumb azz of 2009 is Janet Napolitano, DEMOCRAT from Arizona

1. For listing Tea Party protesters, southern Christians and returning members of the military as potential domestic terrorists, the BITCH forgot about the freedom of speech! Yes, she is a BITCH for allowing people to be deemed criminal for exercising free speech.

2. For renaming the ongoing War on Terror as an Overseas Contingency, you are a dumb azz.

3. For dropping the word terrorism from the government lexicon, you are a dumb azz.

4. For saying that the terrorist attack on 9/11/01 was really a man-caused disaster, you are a dumb azz.

5. For claiming that ILLEGAL immigration is not a crime, you are a dumb azz.

6. For declaring that the Canadian border was more dangerous than the Mexican border, well, you are just plain stupid!

7. For stating that the Muslim Terrorist attacks on 9/11 came from Canada, you are really stupid!

8. For comparing a fence along the US southern border to the Berlin Wall, you are a c***.

Janet, for you just being you, you are a dumbass. So congratulations Janet Napolitano!!

You are the official 2009 winner of the Dumb Azz of the Year award!

And as John Wayne has said, ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''

Nevada Plays

2010-02-26T17:46:00.000-08:00

Leo and Jurge posted this article in the Las Vegas REVIEW_JOURNAL on friday, 26 FEB 2010:

Interesting fact about gaming, the state could easily take in over $400,000,000 a year, without any downside to it, if they would just legalize a state online poker site.

Think I am crazy? Just listen.

Sites like PokerStars make millions by doing nothing more than providing the software, holding deposits in escrow and paying out the winner of each game or tournament.

When playing on a poker site, you are not playing against the house, you are playing against other players and the house gets a set fee. It can be a tournament fee or what is called the rake - a fee paid out of the pot.

I spent some time and downloaded a day’s schedule for a major poker site. Took the fees, average rakes, then I applied it against what a state site could expect to take in.

Here is an example. If there is a tournament where 1,349 people enter it at $10 + $1, that means that $10 goes into the tournament and the house takes one dollar. So for that tournament, the house takes in $1,349.00 before expenses. Now, if that is a daily tournament, multiple that by 360 (exclude a few holidays or special events) and what you have from just the one tournament is $465,000.

So when I tell you that the state can make millions, I mean hundreds of millions of dollars, all of which can be applied for education, transportation, fire departments, etc.

The sad part is, I have sent an initial proposal to the Governor’s office, Mayor of Las Vegas and Mayor of Reno offices, Channel 4 News, State Legislatures offices and have not heard back from anyone with positive encouragement or questions.

Guess the gaming industry is too strong here in Nevada.

To find out more, click here http://www.whatbull.com/ and see my basic proposal. If you are interested in doing something about this and are with the Press or in Nevada State Government, write to me at webmaster@whatbull.com and let's talk!

In The Store Today

2010-02-24T19:27:00.000-08:00

What is with all of the people that are so into themselves?

Just today I was in a store and a lady is talking on her cell phone, standing in the middle of the asile, with her cart blocking it. She was chatting away, and while she was, she opened a bag of chips from the asile, ate a few, then put the bag back!

Guess she is special. Pig comes to mind, so does single and 'why can't I find a man' too.

Moron.

Wish I had the dog with me, he could have gone and fetched her a toy to play with!

Garden State Toll

2010-02-24T17:47:00.000-08:00

Gotta love the toll people on the Garden State Parkway! Perfect Jersey attitudes along with a sense of 'They can't fire me!' thrown in there.

In case you missed the story, go here to read all about what complaints have been received regarding the toll takers along the parkway.

For all of the toll takers that think they can be rude and crude on the job, here is Leo's response to you! When he turns his back to you and puts his tail up, what he is really saying is ....

LMSD Cam Is On!

2010-02-24T17:35:00.000-08:00

You have to sit back an laugh at that is happening with the Lower (Slower?) Marion School (of stupidity? District in PA. Free computers! Just be sure to tape over the mic and the camera, you'll never know when it will be turned on!

Guess they forgot to tell people about being able to activate the cams in the computers that they passed out!

Let's see what could go wrong with this picture.

They can watch your girls undressing.
They can watch girls dressing.
They can watch girls in the shower.
They can take pics of these young girls.
They can send the pic to their friends!

Gee, do you see a pattern here! Leo does, and he thinks that money does not = smarts, The LMSD proved that this week! lol

Here are a few suggestions for them, it will help save some money and since they are already in the news, they can keep in the spotlight for a while longer!

Suggestion #1: Hire the two teachers that were fired for doing the suggestive dance at a school rally. They already showed that they are not shy in front of kids, and it would make a good complement to the voyers in the LMSD offices.

Suggestion #2: There is an out of work doctor in slower, lower Delaware, just down below the PA/DE line that is looking for work. He is child friendly. At last count, he has abused over 103 children and it looks like more may be on the way. Since the LMSD does not see anything wrong with turning a cam on to 'spy' on young kids, this doctor would make a fine addition to the staff! He already has experience with kids and the school board already has experience in bad decision making! Looks like a match to Leo!

I am trying to find a pic of the people that authorized the 'spy cam', this is the best that I could do ....